Get Ready to Put On Your Santa Hats.

This is gonna be long as usual. I dont like to blog short short entries, coz i myself dont like reading short entries. Like no kick, you know? And i apologized for the lack of updates. Im quite busy, at the same time lazy. U know how tiring blogging is.

Each time i do a long entry, i need 4 to 5 hrs. Select visually-appetising photos, wait for inspiration, check my phrasing. Sibei leh-chey. Ok back to business....

Finally celebrated all my best friends' birthdays - Bee, Ting and Fats. Im scared of posting pictures already. Coz you never know when will there be another passerby90210 come up telling u that your friend looks like you.

If your friend Pretty NEVER MIND LEH, at least you look like F4 (flower-face boy). But if it isnt the case, then li eh sim(your heart, im trying to learn hokkien) shed into pieces.

Nevertheless, im still gonna post many pictures up. Coz my friends are pretty, errr.. you know?


Ok PICTURES...


meal on fats.



Happy 21st Fats.









suckao (n): a drink, involves melting of chocolate pieces
in a cup of burning-hot milk.




then u suck from this metal straw cum spoon.



i purposely pose like this one la.














fats love camwhoring.





I dunno whether have u noticed the resolution of my pictures. HAHA i changed phone. Byebye fucked up v3x. Here comes an even more fucked up Samsung u700. I cant stand touch-screen phones. My fingers too fat, everytime press wrongly.







i not enough cocoa powder.



bo gay jiak tau gay.



san gu and da-yi-ma.







tiramisu vely good.



im a better tu bo shu than rainie yang.







We got high playing with the tiramisu cocoa powder. We even went as far to speak to the waitresses with our teeth like that. Damn childish.


+ + + Bee's 21st + + +


theme: Pink or Purple.



satay club aunty.



Haiii, dunno why. I looked at this picture of ting fanning the BBQ pit, i had a mixture of feelings.

THEN:


HIP HOP BABE. circa 2006
Really 岁月不饶人 ! but we still love u.














not ready.



shades of purple and one pink.





My Lao Peng You turns 21 like finally. This is one truly machi. How many of you have friends to stand up for you like an ah lian when u give bullied. WHAHAHAHA.

Always buy things for me. Always laugh at people with me. Always bitch about people this and that with me.

Always force me to imitate people, then i also force her to imitate for me. Always call me and talk rubbish, always compete who has the loudest fart by placing the telephone receiver at our asshole then let it out.

On phone still not enough, we can still crap on and on everyday for 5, 6 hrs on MSN. Talking rubbish, imitate how weiting typed online with her super short abbreviations.

We did too many stuffs together already. From eating to singing to quarrelling. Shes so dear, like a baby sister who always little little bit cry liao, together with Ting (our mother very elder sister), although im the oldest in reality. But u know looks-wise, aiya whatever la.



getting ready to do the corny AIR JUMP.



Very power Air Jump. She almost went invisible.







purple is vely vely good.



bee likes the vely good pose.




the after-program.



egg yolk plus scallops plus crab meat. stir em together.



this dish is called Lion's Head. Pork balls with cabbage.



her treat.



Ok, so here's the rules for X'Mas! A few pple have started asking me about X'mas. Gift exchange is on.

Here's what's NOT to buy as X'mas gifts:

- No precious moments, precious thots, happy house or other cutesy bo liao stuffs.

- No perishable goods, eg: Chocolates.

- No DIY self-made products, like cookies or whatever inedible stuffs.

I tell u the 3rd one is the scariest. D-I-Y stuffs often come in cute wrappings, but they are actually killers.

Worse, if you dont like or even if you really kenna killed, you still have to appreciate the fact that the 'MANUFACTURER' actually went all the way to think of sincere methods to kill you.

There was one year, i received some homemade cookies from an ex-buddy wrapped in a stripey blue box acquired from the now-defunct one99 shop.

I swore i thought it was very sweet of this person. Then i started to chum and compared and realised Jacobs biscuits never tasted so good before.

At one point i thought i was chewing on DISCUS. You know track and field games, there will be some heavyweight athletes holding one heavy round metal plate over the shoulder, then turn a few big rounds before throwing the plates out.

Pretty scary right? Well im not exaggerating.

Anyway the point is, pls put in some effort(get to know what the person really likes), although i know there's a budget to watch.

And unless someone requests for any of the above(precious moments etc.). Your wish will still be our command, the gift-getter will buy your present separately and quarantine from the rest.

Venue yet to be confirmed, most probably at town. I meant ANG MO KIO NEW TOWN, BISHAN NEW TOWN or TOA PAYOH NEW TOWN, not Orchard, now go Orchard by cab very expensive, so damn atas, must cut down hanging out there. Sian the skyrocketing taxi fares depressed me.

Anyway those whom i've invited, u know who u are la hor. And the COLOR THEME is Silver, Grey or White.

With that i shall end here, lazy to check my spelling, dont penalize me hor. Will blog again when im free. Im really really busy this winter season. Take care.