Depression, TOP 5 STINGIEST ZODIACS.

Quote of the day:


"Hello, this is Steven Teo......" said my boss.

I tio shocked. But come to think of it, ok la typical name for age group between 40 and 70 for men. Luckily its not Jay Teo, or Julian Teo.... WHAHAHAHA.

Ok, enough of him. Recently all the gossip columns and my friends told me that my idol A*Mei is having some depression. Wad she cut short hair and whatelse, i dunno la.

I sibei turned off, coz i dunno what is there to depress when her latest album was quite a seller. Publicity stunt la. Cut one tomboy hair, then tell everybody she depressed. Like that back in 2004, i also got depression when i had JB hair and streaks, that was out of pure siao-ness can.

Want to know what is real depression, come to Lecco Group and have a chat with Steven Teo. That day Steven asked me what is my ambition and whether do i have any goals. I said no. And he continued to pursue on that topic.

He ended up asking me to go home and think of my ambition, then he will get back to me one week later. He also asked ZunZun the same question, and i think ZunZun said she wanted to be Wu Zun's spouse. Im kidding, she said something else to patronise him.

Anyway, a week later, he really asked me the same qns. I said the same thing and i told him i dont wish to think too much. But in actual fact i thought alot, from an actor, singer, presenter to a yes933 DJ and NONE of these sound practically intelligent. I didnt wanna look stupid, so i said 'no ambition' again.

Then i think he sort of bo bian WHAHAHAHA. I can tell Steven's trying to pry into my privacy. Soon after, i think he will ask me to share with him my darkest secrets.

HOW COME I ENDED UP BLOGGING ABOUT HIM AGAIN.

Now, that's depression.

Luckily these days, every now and then he still will praise me. *BlUsHxXx* WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Eh dont think Steven only knows how to nag ok, he also got praise me one, only i humble, so seldom say out. WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Speaking of yes933, just now the DJs were saying the top 5 horoscopes who constantly whine that they are poor, in one word: Stingy. And i start to tally all my friends' zodiac.

U know how much i hate to read about horoscopes thingy on blogs, so spare me but allow me to write about this.

In my own words, according to yes933, at number 5 is LEO.

LEOs, their motto in life is to spend on other people's expense. They will only give you a treat if there's some internal competition and they want to save face.

At number 4, its Aquarius. They will never snatch to foot the bill first, and they will pay on the dot. Unless, you're someone important then they will treat you.

Third place belongs to Cancerians. They sincerely think they are born as paupers.WTF -_- They dont anyhow spend money. Typical stingy poker. Money is for old age retirement, not anyhow treat people.

First Runner-up goes to Capricorns. These people are willing to pamper themselves. They are usually and genuinely POOR, and they dunno what they spent on.

And the winning zodiac for this goes to PISCES. They are never good with numbers and have the tendency to overspend. But because of extraordinary memory, they know where did every single penny ended up at. They believed every single cent earned is through hard work or sometimes good luck, so don't expect them to treat u much.

WAH HENG AH, luckily im 'Gemini'. My birthday falls on June. So not my problem. I bet everyone of you by now must be tallying your close ones' horoscope.

Am still waiting for pictures to come. Will blog again.