My Dad's a Bitch

Now i know where my bitchy genes came from though im not the bitchiest person in the world.

My dad just proved to me once again that im his flesh and blood. Damn it, to think i was some illegitimate of a tycoon who abandoned me coz of underaged sex and intends to claim me back due to his guilt, haiii my fantasy bubble just broke.

My Dad always pours cold water on me and he bitches bout my friends.

-Random Case 1-

Me: "Dy, i wanna join superstar". (obviously im jokin to prove that he likes to pour cold water)

Old man: " U to-long (pls la, wake up ur idea) la, dun try to be funny can anot. U dun make me laugh die. U think u Wei Lian huh? Or u think u Samboy, u think its so easy to get into finals ah. U join u better get into finals, if u never end up there then dont come back. Dont throw face, haha."


- I only made one comment n he gave me a paragraph of cold shit. This wasnt the end:


Old man turned to my sis: "Bay ah(my sister's nick), korkor said want to join Superstar leh. HAHA."


- WTF? Still go around n find people to insult me and laughed at me.

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-Random Case 2-

Oh ya he also bitches bout my friends too. The other day after dropping Ting at her house,

Old Man:"Weiting really very lazy hor, walk abit to school also can grumble so much, what no shelter ah this and that, MRT just nearby somemore say far. Like that, ask SIM
(Singapore Institute of Management) to shift to her void deck like those PAP kindergarten la, then dont need to walk so far liao."

Me: "WHAHAHAHAHAA"

He's very right though.
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-Random Case 3-

Old Man:"U and Xiao Bu Dian(Tiny dot, his nick for angie), face so small, learn people wear aviator shades, dunno look like wad. Bay ah(my sister), come n see."

Me:"Hanna, irritating, go away don't talk 2 me."

Call me unfilial but isn't he a bitch, I don't remember my late Grandma to be like this.

I'm tired. Turning in super early today. Call me healthy from now on. Im gonna eat well, sleep well, do martial arts, rockclimb, aerobics, wakeboarding up my wallpaper in my room. Ya dats bout it. U take care.