He is my Family

Its hibernation day. Listen to the rhythm of the pouring rain, they are all heavy beats and bass. I slept throughout the day, damn lazy to get up. Anyway i thought today might be perfect for me to let u know more about my family. Well today i will just start with the baby in the house.

This is Robin, my house pet otherwise my dad's illegitimate with one of the market lady fishmonger which also means my step-brother. The youngest child in my family has been living with us for 4 years.




robin has fiery red eyes.



Full name as shown in Birth Cert/Ic: Robin Loh Heng Han 卢欣汉

Date of Birth: Still tracing

Sex: I assume its a male.

Place of Birth: KK Hospital. -_-

Address: My house, that very spot beside my Mahjong Table.

Baptised since: 30th August 2006 by Reverend Daniel

Weight: 500gram before meal time

Height and Length: unknown and still growing

Likes: Doing the Free Willy Stunt, Sounds of Mahjong, Eavesdropping my phone conversations, and Ariel from The Little Mermaid(he thinks she's hot).

Dislikes: Sashimi, fishermen and fishermen's friends.




his permanent residence.



Yes, u would probably notice the tank is abit small for the fish. Everybody who came to my house commented that poor robin doesnt have space to roam around and that he deserves a bigger tank, but out of the everybody who commented, nobody offer to donate a new tank for him.

I can still remember vividly the first time Robin made his grand appearance into my home together with his partner Rhonda in a transparent plastic bag. I thought to myself God knows why my dad decides to rear 2 ugly fishes. Both of them were super tiny dark grey fishes back then. Their names were secretly given by me few months later. Sadly a year later, Rhonda passed away, to be exact its an unnatural death, my dad was changing water for the both of them and Rhonda just swam out and go with the water flow then TOOM into the bathroom floor gutter.

Since then Robin has been a widower. I seldom interact with him, unlike my sister. She loves to over-feed him and my dad enjoys spending some quality time with him, complaining to Robin why he hasnt let my dad strikes first prize. I do feed him sometimes with my nose shit. Whenever im hogging on the phone with my friends like bee, they knew Robin is gonna have a 'feast' from me, coz that is my favourite phone hogging spot. I will feed him some elixirs dug from my nose and threw it into the tank. I can tell he likes my food, everytime he eats them fast. Mine is full of nutrients and i bet my elixirs taste better than his usual food.

Anyway this fish has been with me for 4 years, longest living pet i have so far. Hope he lets my dad strikes first prize before passing away, afterall we treat him as part of us. If you would like to make a donation for Robin, tag me or you can simply call 1800-What-The-Fish, each time for a $5 donation. All proceeds will go to the purchase of his new tank.

I wanna watch Devil Wears Prada. What do Angels wear? Giordano or This Fashion coz cheaper and simple. Angels wouldnt wanna spend unnecessary money on high-end stuffs and couture. Its not a virtue to splurge anyway. Forgive me, im crapping again.

Will blog again tommorrow. Promise. Kidding. Will see how. Ciao.