Aunties' butts smell like...

It was a super last second of a minute decision to see Korean Actor Kwon Sang Woo. I was awakened by Candy's morning call at almost 10am, "Wake up Boon! Let's go see Kwon."

And i thought since we were going Marina to sing so might as well kaypoh abit. Candy reached at 1pm, while I dragged Emmy along and the both of us reached there at almost 2pm. Kwon was scheduled to arrive at 1pm for the relaunch of Face Shop Marina.




embarked on a journey...


Luckily i expected him to be late, so didnt really waste much time waiting for him. I couldnt squeeze through the crowd, it was really packed with smelly aunties(35 to 80 yrs old), young girls, office ladies and all the boyfriends from all over Asia.

Candy was already in the crowd but i couldnt squeeze in to find her, just then i had an idea which was to go to the backdoor of faceshop. And yes so i did that and WHAHAHA there were only like less than ten people over there. Emmy and i got our spots, i called Candy to join us but she couldnt get out of the pushing crowd, the people were like solid molecules, refused to move.

While waiting, i overheard some saying they came here since 8am. Then the aunties were complaining and bitching bout the other fellow supporters. One aunty even chatted with me, asking what time did i reach, has kwon reached? blablabla.

Candy managed to get out from her original spot n found me. Few seconds later Kwon finally arrived la, that was when tragedy struck - my head was butt-clamped by aunties. I was in a sitting position and the aunties were standing so naturally my face will be at their waist level.

I was treated to a 3 min facial scrub by the aunties' butts. I was kanna clamped by both sides and the butts went up and down my face. One mysterious person behind me was evenpushing my head down til i couldn't really lift my head up. I get to sniff some of the worlds' smelliest aunties' buttocks. They smell like unwashed blankets in the old folks' home.

I only get to see Kwon when he came into the store for a 1 minute browse at the products, aiya he was quite patronising with the browsing. Heard he was sick. Emmy made a comment:"Wow even his manager also very handsome." And the people queueing at our side burst into laughter upon hearing that statement.

Its true! The Koreans we saw that day were really very good looking. His manager, assistant, translator, they all dressed well, all handsome n pretty. He was in a white suit, very fair, tall, quite handsome ok-ok lor nothing special. Unfortunately, Candy and i didnt take any pictures coz it was very brief and we thought lets make full use of the 1 min to scan him. However i recorded a 42secs blur video of him with my handphone HAHAHA.




His poster at the backdoor of Face Shop.



I think im damn smart, coz i didnt even get to queue for more than 10mins and i got a strategic location but then i was attacked by butts, somemore is aunties' ones leh, dunno which country did the butts came from.. Wa lao suay. Anyway Emmy was mesmerized by Kwon after just the few seconds of glancing.

Later on we went to sing AGAIN coz Candy hasnt chosen a song yet. Random pictures:







My blog's latest mascot.





Jay Chou and i. Not very sure if its 'Still Fantasy'.




now that is what you call a stupid girl.


Yep shall end here. Am gonna continue watching the Princess Hours(Korean) now. Will be back super soon, be sure to check back.