Who Says You're Beautiful?

There is not a single definition for the term 'Beauty'. Some says what beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder, in some cases(picture the infamous Dig Nose Babe pic) yes its true. Please pray i will end up in Heaven, my senses tell me that im gonna be cursed to death by ting.

Anyway there's nobody i believe in this world would not wanna have a more beautiful body part. Those who said they are happy with what they are, obviously living in self-denial. Im sure there're areas u loathe, like the big open pores u have after shaving your legs or whatever la.

Plastic surgery is not uncommon now among ordinary people like you and me. I have a friend and im not gonna tell who is it. If im not wrong she had her eyelids done and some other funny things done. Even F-list celebrities like Dawn Yang(blogger) was suspected for going under the knife, plastic surgery is now seen as no longer a tycoon's, taitai's or super-rich celebrities' past time, u can get your face slashed if u got the extra pocket money. You can even save some money to go to Thailand, if you think you are too beautiful and dont mind getting some bad slashes.

If you are interested in the eye-lid thing, i can help you guys to ask lu.

Enough digressing, my friends and i had always been discussing about the surgery topic be it over the phone, over meals and over mahjong. People like ang*e wants to be busty, then bee wants to do something to her bridgeless button nose and eyes, and ting oh nvm, she's hot enough. As for me, when the similar question('Given the opportunity, which parts do u wanna go under the knife?') was directed to me, my answer will always be to flatten and lengthen.

To be honest im not greedy cos i reckon i will need some public donations from the phone lines if i were to really go into details for areas of improvementssss.

To flatten my ribcage til i look like a slice of bread from sideviews. Note: i look like a damn hard-boiled egg now. And to lengthen my height until im as tall as one of the F4s. These are good enough.

And then i think think. So tall for what, i also cant stand. Be it 180cm or not, im still 123cm when im seated. So i thought of an alternative to replace the lengthen part and that is to have a typical korean actor's face due to the amount of k-drama im exposed to recently. U know the bushy eyebrows and slant-to-the-side & single eye-lidded eyes. To put it in a much simpler way, i call those the funeral eyes. U know like everyday somebody close to you passes away, until you are so immuned to crying.

Let me present to you some fine specimens from Korea. Note their funeral eyes and eyebrows:





Kwon Sang Woo. A very very very distant relative of mine.
Like 8 547 623 746 237 640miles distance away.
.
.
.
.
.




Rain. My childhood playmate.

.
.
.
.
.



Song Seung Hun. My kindergarten senior.

.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.


Bae Yong Jun. My Kindergarten Principal.

EH WAIT!



I RATHER LOOK LIKE HIM:

THAN HIM (BELOW):


No thank you.


Seriously if my surgeon wakes me up and i see a BYJ reflection, i rather slit my throat with the surgery knives and go through reincarnation to look like Jack Neo. I dunno why but i cannot stand the sight of BYJ la. He looks like a wolf in sheep's clothing.

Anyway i tried to picture myself if i were to request those funeral eyes and eyebrows, but i just couldnt and then i thought why not let me be my own surgeon:

'oba... ching chang pong kong chiang yor'

with add-on tears, do i look sad enough?

Please applaud for my courageous and sacrificial act. With the help of some scotch tape and an eyebrow pencil, you too can achieve a distraught look of any Korean actor. I tried to 'tape' away my double eye lids and shaded my eyebrows thicker than my hotdog lips. Ann Niong Ha Say Oh. Here comes the latest Korean Export. People, you can safely try this at home.

Remember to bring an umbrella especially during these rainy days if u intend to go out in public like that. Coz you wouldnt want the pedestrians to see your fading brows in the midst of walking in the rain.

Shall end here. I cant believe i actually had the audacity to post these weird pictures of me doing graffiti on my brows for your reading pleasure. Night.