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Just had mahjong and i won 12bucks. Besides I was busy with the IMF hence the lack of updates. YES I AM INVOLVED! CANNOT IZIT? My piggybank seriously needs some financial assistance as well as management.

On Saturday i went down to accompany Lu-bitch at Toa Payoh to take a look at the females' auditions. Yes, Lu moonlights for Channel U, she happened to be one of the crew for the entire audition process.

Dressed in revealing mamasan couture, the contestants were made up of a relatively large fraction of 'curvaceous' aunties. With a body like Aretha Franklin, i was hoping for some really good singers among the sea of middle-age women. Totally forgotten it was a Superstar audition, at one point i even thought i was watching some RC Club Karaoke Competition.




Aretha Franklin, Queen of Soul (Respect, Chain of Fools)




Aretha now. Curvaceous.



I wanted to snap some pictures of the contestants but after i took my first picture of an auntie contestant, my phone just melted like the fondue chocolate u had at Haagen Daz.

Im feeling nauseous as i am typing now. Think i shall just end this whole aunty experience here. I had enuff of menopausing women that whole week alone especially after a traumatized facial buttscrub(Read 6/9 entry).

I was making fun of ting during mahjong that day, simply because of an innocent statement she made.

Ting: The other day i went online shopping and bought a Vivian Hsu's top (what she meant was the catalogue had Vivian Hsu wearing that particular apparel.)

Upon hearing this, my 24,800 laughing cells gushed up to my hotdog-lipped mouth like the adrenaline. I ended up bursting in laughters then into tears and had lu laughing along with me. Coz i was picturing...



this is Vivian Hsu.




This is Vivian Shit.

'Stop calling me can? My name is also Vivian.' (Dr. Balakrishnan)

Ok i know im mean but i had fun and i brought fun to lu as well. HAHAHA i tried to make it up to her later on by calling her Vivian throughout the whole mahjong session.

Me: Veeevian(in taiwanese enounciation) quick stack your tiles.

Me: Veeevian, quit talking and throw a tile.

Until she's so fed up but i knew deep down she was damn high la coz ting's a self-deluding bitch. HAHAHAHA. And she began pinching me to the extent that i lost my concentration and threw a deadly tile which resulted in me having to BAO the losings of the other 2 players should the 'limit' player zi mo. He did zi mo and cummed alot, i meant my eyes came alot of tears. That was the first time i give BAO. I lost 15 bucks(big loser) that day, to think initially i was the big winner. What to do? Karma lor. Veeeevian lost 9 bucks. Nevertheless i had fun and im addicted to calling Veeeeeeeeeevian at any random weird-looking woman.

Random pictures:

Joanne.

Kns people say act ugly, she go an act cute.

Totally No chemistry.

Veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevian and i.

Anybody know of any good food buffet places in Singapore? Shall end here. Goodnight.

*Apologies, i know my entry damn patronising today la coz im abit tired.