Food Review

I was awakened by a tummyache and smelly farts this morning, i kept farting out SKUNKs damn smelly, like the garbage disposal. i buay tahan went to shit then lost my mood to sleep again.

Last night, I almost define the term 'roll down the stairs' with a wheelchair, i'll tell u why later.

Yes, to prove that im not racist, the usual 4 went to Riverside Indonesian Restaurant yesterday for the 6 course meal thing. Gotta have a minimum of 4 persons to be entitled unless ure willing to pay the price of 4 then u can eat. Bill for 4 = $49.90 nett.

The food portion was not as huge as they portray on tv, the stingray got little meat, 8 sticks of satay only. Overall, u'll still be full cos they serve free flow white rice(How to be not full).




There's only one side of meat for the stingray.

Conclusion, if u're a Sarong Party Girl SPG like ting who likes to watch AngMohs fan of indonesian cuisine and wanna have some cheap dining by the river, go ahead n try. It's not really spicy, don't worry your tongue will still be intact after the meal.

Price : 8/10
Taste : 7/10
Ambience: 7/10

For more information go to www.riverside.com.sg

After dinner u might wanna take some Bo Liao pictures by the river which was exactly what we did:




the river was never beautiful before me us.



fetish for HongKong feet.






I looked damn oriental yesterday with single eye lids. Both my eye lids are special, sometimes double, sometimes single but most of the time the left one double & the right one single. Ok its irrelevant.

We then proceeded to Liang Court for some desert. We had to cross a bridge and both sides had steps, so they moved me up like the furniture from Harvey Norman emperor's sedan with the help of an uncle. Then the uncle fled to buy a new wheelchair after a back injury after moving an elephant went away, we thought its over not realising the other side to go down also had steps, and the steps are steeper.

That was the time when i almost define the term 'roll down'. The 3 ladies decided to move me backward down which is the absolute incorrect way. So they started to backward me n attempt to make the first step down:

Lulu: Ke yi Ke yi!(Can, can, keep moving.)

Ting: Wah! Bu Ke Yi, Tai Zhong Liao, Wo Bu Ke Yi support. ( Wah! Cannot too heavy, i cannot support further anymore!!)

Candy: ahhh ahhh, Hao Xiang Bu Ke Yi.(ahhh ahhh, Like really cannot!)

Traumatised Victim: Bu Ke Yi!!! Wo Yao Diao Liao!!!! Jiu Ming!!! ahhhh!!! Zhen De Yao Diao Liao!!!! Hui Qu Hui Qu! (Cannot! Help me! ahhhh! Im really falling! Go up back!)

Ting: Ok Ok! Go up again.

We went back up and another ignorant helpful uncle who thought i'd be light as feather came to MY rescue to prevent those silly girls from taking my life away. They moved me frontward this time and it was fast & smooth, i safely landed on Mother Earth once again.

I almost thought i will roll down and die there, then join the other 'brothers and sisters' for this year's double 7th month. It was really an occasion escapade. What if the news decided to feature me on papers if the accident really occur? i can imagine the headlines to be like this:

- Good Friends turn Murderers. Dating Spot turns Deadly.
- Male 20, died. Rolled down bridge at one of Singapore River's Hotspot. reuters

Imagine they have a photo of me lying sideway on the floor, with my wheelchair tor-peng(upside down), then the forensic scientist will obtain some fingerprints by brushing the handles of my wheelchair. The 3 silly ladies will be handcuffed and charged with manslaughter, each of them then has to take a solo prison pic, all looking very buay-song(unhappy).


Crime scene, minutes before a tragedy almost takes place.
Scheming woman tries to divert my attention by being friend friend with me then later attempt to kill me.

Anyway that didnt come true. More pictures at Liang Court:


Murderer and accomplice no.1:" huh? not us, not us."



act of stealing

i think im damn cute really cute. WHAHAHAHA FUCK ME.

There are somemore pictures over at Candy's. Will upload nice ones after receiving. I shall end this entry with my favourite picture from this entire series.

Almost 5, turning in time. Meanwhile am intending to do up the links on my blog, and some other bo liao stuffs. Hey all, leave your links on the tagboard leh, lemme linkie linkie u up. =)