One Week Anniversary.

My Blog is a Week Old and strangely, im still updating it. I received alot of encouragement, err... thanks, dont make me paiseh la(see, being disgusting again). So, today im gonna blog long long.

Went to meet Ting aka Ms Diggy Nose Babe. Initially we planned to pig out at Riverside Indonesian Restaurant but being racists, No im seriously kiddin, everyone knows how often i practise racial harmony:

- i smile to anybody who opens the door for me,

- grateful to those who presses the 'door open' button for me so that my watermelon wont get 'kiap' by the lift door.

- thank taxi drivers regardless or race and color and odour. Trust me some uncle Sibei Chao(stinks) especially those rude ones.

Trust me, am not racist but i cannot stand(eh? i forgot im on wheelchair already) people who always claim all Chinese are racists. Fuck u, u then racist to Chinese la! HELLO?! U got one here who isnt ok.

Anyway, we ended up at Marina for some Kbox buffet promo from 7 to 11(supposed to end at 10), i always adopt this policy which is 'Never leave Kbox unless you are told by the staffs to do so AGAIN n AGAIN n AGAIN.' Coz seriously we pay so much to sing, of coz must sing until shiok la. Ma chiam(As if) the mic is 24K Gold or platinum like the ones Mariah used, y must pay so much, no logic. Ok cut the crap, here's some of the food:





There were fried rice, bee hoon, many sushis, dim sum, fried stuffs, veggies, prawns, desert and some other jap food but none of them is nice. Ok they are edible enough.

U see- u people are lucky, coz every week i will have a special guest or rather celebrity to blog. And today we have Jolin Sai (Kana Sai the Sai, Orh Bi Sai the Sai - Since she is the Dig Nose Babe, u guys shall de-Sai.) as our special guest:


"look at my perky butt, shake it mama shake it."

So You Think You Can Dance?

Part I:


VS

Jolin doing her thang.


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Chinese dance?


Part II:






wa wa wa fierce sia, so vigorous. break it down.


VS



Give ting a round of applause for being so sportily ugly.


Let's include her legs:



there's a hokkien saying: "Pang Sai Pang Buay Choot" (Constipated).

That was a hot opening. Now let's get to the emo part:

damn emo as well as anal.

Weiting always have to sing this Vintage song "The one who loves me and vice versa the one i love" by Qiu Hai Zhen(Maggie Q) ok im faking it. I dunno wads that woman's english name.

Damn act la, feel like slappin her.

- Cannot, i cant lose to her. I picked an even more Vintage, close to Antique, song:

Qia Si Ni De Wen Rou(Your Gentleness) by Cai Qin

Another Lao Hiao. She looked so Queen in here.

Im auditioning for the next Superstar with this song.

Im kidding can but i really know how to sing this song.

Then later, we proceeded to Babyface but the bar at level one was closed. And then we thought let's club at the second floor, YES JUST THE 2 OF US. How daring we were. The age limit was 23 for guys and 18 for girls. We asked the bouncer alot of questions and the bouncer seemed perfectly fine with me entering underaged-ly, so we thought ok lets go in. By the way, the entry fee is $20 for guys and $15 for girls.

at One Fullerton

Then just as we're about to pay n go in. The Chief Bouncer (CB for short, heyhey mind your language.), a stout indian uncle with blonde hair, came to apologise saying i cannot enter coz what if something happen, i think he was referring to what if a fire breaks out or tsunami at Singapore River, then very hard to wheel me. Damn rubbish la he. But i totally understand la coz if something really happen, he couldn't read my blog anymore, who knows he might be one of my ardent readers. Sibei bhb right? But i mean it. HAHAHA!

And so i smiled & said its ok but deep down i was cursing him. Speaking about the CB, his blonde hair and dark skin made him looked like a Ferrero Rocher. One look into his eyes, u just cant resist eating him up bit by bit, BUT first u gotta remove all his hair, remember he is an Indian.

To all rocher lovers, your favourite chocolate is just there.

Disappointed, we went to Harry's. We just didnt want to go home so early, simply coz we have too much money to spend are Bo Liao. Both had barcadi.

It's always hard to believe that ting would actually took a hideous Dig Nose self shot. That pic wasn't candid somemore, she actually had the time TO POSE and adjust, yet pose like dat. God knows what was she thinkin and thank God I had that pic to share. HAHAHA so evil.

Ok i shall end this entry with a few more shots, and since its the Lunar Seventh Month, i present to you:

She is damn spoiler, see ghost still so happy. Oh i know, she ain't afraid of ghosts because she just have to dig her nose if she sees one and that traumatised spirit will just flee.

just having my usual midnight fits.

Think its time to quit nocturnalism soon. More zits and heavier eyebags.

Im turning in :0 zZz bye.