Advertorial Post

Today's post is for the GUYS(young, macho,masochistic, rich ones). You horny bastards are in for a treat today. I have an absolute must-buy product to recommend. Its not viagra nor a penis pump. Its something more powerful and long-lasting, its none other than.... (drum rollsss & cymbals clang):

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Lulu Chang!

Mona Lu-sa's smile, act shu-nu. kns

Height: 1.65 m

Weight: 40.137 kg

Bust : 68 D and still growing.

Waist : Aneroxic

Hip : Big enuff to bore u a soccer team

Eyes : Electrifying

Hair : Silky Black

Shoes : 5

Legs : 1.5 m, smooth

Voice : Celine Dion with a little mix of Mariah Carey n a tiny bit of Stella Ng meets Chen Wei Lian

With such girly vital stats, this woman is enuff to make u go gaga. Let's continue further...

Hobbies : avid gambler homemaker, sewing, cross stitch, gardening

Language : fluent in Teochew, Short-tongue in English & Chinese

Character: Princessy, family is her priority, vulgarity is secondary ladylike with a positive career mindset (always 'keng' MC). An epitome of modern beauty. Kindhearted towards handicaps, especially after knowing me, always verbal abuse gentle towards me.

Would like to know extremely generous men with a huge sense of humour, better still if you look like any HongKong actor (Wu Meng Da, Wu Zhuo Xi aka Ron Ng). Interested applicants, pls tag my board with your contacts, much ah-pui-shit-eggtard(appreciated).

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Lu, stop complaining i never mention or put any pictures of you in my blog ok. Just then, curtains in my room were flying, as though my doom's day is here. Lu pls do not doubt our friendship, u know i love u so much so that half of this entry is dedicated to u. Dont run me over with your fiery red and full of stickers Picanto.


Met up with lulu and weiting aka dig nose babe(Read: 26/7 entry) for dinner at Casuarina, once again boycotted Prata House. Weiting was last minute jio-ed by me, coz i want her to increase my appetite by digging her nose in front of me while im eating. We did some chit chat about politics and the future economic aspects of us, with a little interesting gungho history of Lulu ( her ah lian past, what i mean is the number of As she scored in Home Economics). Yeah right.

After dinner the 3 of us went to meet the rest... at our usual haunt, Liquid Kitchen to play Yahoo's text twist. Conclusion, we were so damn Bo Liao on a Friday night.



World's silliest woman and i.
7 months of friendship and im gonna die in her hands soon.

So kawaii right? U even got prata crisps on ur lips lu.
To put it bluntly, ure being silly again. OOPS.





Love my superstarry sister altho she doesnt dote on me. =( hahaha.



- More pictures tommorrow or rather another day. Am tired.


PS* Keep a look out for MY Orbituary Post sometime VERY soon, guest blogger: Lulu Chang. =. . . (