Less Words, More Visuals.

Im gonna type less from now on. By the way i think im an evangelist-magnet. Everywhere i go, there will be some evangelists hiding or disguising as some random occupation; taxi drivers, passerbys in town, even MY OFFICE TOILET CLEANER come and disturb me.

Weeks ago, there's this toilet uncle with 10 superblack fingernails suddenly appeared out of nowhere during my toilet trip. He came and touched my shoulder and began to ask me what's my religion, so on.... ask me go church, go HIS CHURCH and refusing to let me go back to my office until he preached finish.

He even attempted to roll up my jeans and take a look at my leg, i blocked him, hinted him that im not comfortable with my body language. By then I was already traumatized especially when i think back, what if he picked some shit from the bowl before touching my shoulders, i was feeling nauseating the rest of the day.

Then last Friday, i went to pang sai again. In the process of trying to force out one roll of my shit, i heard the toilet uncle's voice and another toilet aunty chatting outside. They knocked my door, hurry me out without knowing im inside.

DIE, i thought. Not again he's gonna touch me. An act of desperation, i stayed in the toilet praying he would go away. Then i called Wu Zun to come and pick me up.

Wu Zun came 30 seconds later and brought a special guest of honour along, MY BOSS. And so the old man BOSS asked, "Daniel, Who disturb u? Where's he? Is it her?(pointing to the cleaner aunty)".

I looked around, the uncle was nowhere to be seen. Then i told the boss and said the uncle is gone. And then the boss asked, "Where he molest you?"

???@&;!%#$@&!&

I told the boss NO NOT MOLEST LA, is the uncle come n talk church to me.

To which my boss laughed, "Orrrh, hahaha so its religion stuff, like that no molest la. I thought he touched you where, YOU MISUNDERSTOOD LA." i where got so bhb, think other pple will wanna molest me.

My boss is abit senile and so i asked him, who told him its molest and i turned and look at Wu Zun, she also helped me explain to him.

Later in that day, we had a very long-winded meeting conducted by the supercute boss. He said, our company is like a Ship, and we the staff are like the propellers underneath the ship. We have to work hard, propel hard, so the ship will move faster. If one of the propellers isn't working, he will fix it.

Then he went on and said, "Just like this morning, i heard Julyana say got people want to molest Daniel hahaha, i immediately went to solve the problem"

U guessed it, the other colleagues turned and 'HUH' at me.

Then my boss continued, "No la, HE(referring to ME) misunderstood, its the person want to talk church with him."

My boss is damnnnnnn good at embarrassing people with the wrong facts. WHAT I MISUNDERSTOOD, FOR GOD'S SAKE.

Ok so i said im gonna type less, im kidding. WHAHAHAHAHAHA. OKOK visuals.



1 of the advantages of being a wheelchair-bound.



the scene from the window. people can see us sing.





















caught Evan Almighty. Quite funny. Worth no more than $9.50.











1st try, she cant stand herself.




2nd try she succeeded, act seh the aNbEe.




act seh the aNbOoN.














1 of the worst of Ting. She looked like a WWE wrestler.



K, rainy day. Take care.