Itinerary At Novena Chalet.

SIAN HIP HIP HURRAY Im working 2mr after 2 long weeks. CANT WAIT to see everybody from Cleaners to Guards. YIPPEE YAYA YIPPEE YIPPEE YA.

Am supposed to blog about my annual art trip with stiney. Next entry la.

Today im gonna just blog about my hospital stay. This entry has been carefully drafted such that it is NC16 and of coz to save my face instead of R21. Some explicit graphics and languages have been replaced to other reader-friendly visuals.

And so on Sunday 7th Oct 6.45pm, i was admitted to TTSH A&E due to a needle-like excruciating pain on a certain part of my body. I totally regretted dressing up like a real emergency patient. Coz when i arrived at the A&E, there were some hip people dressed to the nines.



A day before. No one predicted i'll be in TTSH the following day.



can tell im in pain. SUPER PAIN, i dont even bother to draw my brows.



At about 8pm, the A&E doctor, whom i suspected previously she had a slight stroke, kept twitching the left side of her face and burping, diagnosed it was some errmmm some case la.

But still, hospitalization was required and an operation is needed. Then i had to lie on the hospital bed, and they were going to wheel the whole bed up to my ward. As i was lying down waiting for them to wheel me up, i sms-ed 12 people my ward number.

I had mixed responses from these 12. Most of them were shocked. Among those shockers, some of them were shocked because they thought my case was too minor to be hospitalized. Machiam they doctors like that.

Some of them audacious enought to MOCK AT ME through smses and phonecalls. Bloody hell, unsympathetic freaks. People so ke lian already still kenna laughed at.

And so my 1st visitor was bee. She reached even before i was up my ward coz her granny just nice also at TTSH. Then bee took note of my food orders, she's basically in charge of my F&B&E - E for Entertainment.

Soon after, my operating doctor came at about 9pm. And he is a snob, i call him Julian Hee. But this doctor is more diva. Then i was scheduled to go under the knife about midnight, so im not supposed to eat and drink.

Later that night, friends started to sashay into my ward. Ting brought her lappy and PSP along to camp with me.

I was sibei nervous, coz it has been such a long time since i went into the operating theatre. At the same time, i was famished coz i hadn't touch any food since lunch that day.

It was 1.45am, nurse came to say operation has been rescheduled to next morning for some reasons, i lazy to explain. And so i fasted for nothing. Immediately, i started devouring the Kungpow Chicken rice with egg that Bee bought.



courtesy of tingthong.blogspot.com


U see those plasters? Those intern doctors ah, dunno how to take blood, anyhow poke poke me. POKE until the 7th time then got blood.

After eating, Ting and i basically zuo-bo. I couldnt get down coz i had the drips on. So we watched videos, photos until almost dawn, we had a little nap also.

Next morning, i got a surprise visit from Aina. She took off from work and came to see at 8.45am, 15mins before im being pushed into the operating theatre.

Then ting went home to sleep and Aina was left alone waiting for me outside the theatre.

I almost became some frozen food when i was left neglected at the waiting area just beside the operating theatre. I lied down and waited for ONE HOUR PLUS before finally being ferried to the REAL TABLE.

I was put to sleep, not my first time. But this time was slightly different from my previous general anaesthesia. My vision started to twirl and twist and turns, the operating room change colors, to all lime green then all bloody red, it kept twirling and colors kept changing. After my vision stopped twirling, i was done.

I woke up and found myself in the recovery area outside the theatre, feeling super powerless. Eyelids were extremely heavy. And i kept tearing subconsciously, and i kept wanting to urine. I urinated twice using the urinal with the help of MYSELF.

I was very dizzy but i managed to do it myself. Though I dunno i got anyhow spray elsewhere la, but highly impossible la.

Then after sometime when i regained total conscious, i was pushed back up to my ward. Aina was still there with my daddy and sister.

Peiyung came soon after and then other friends came also later.



they all dont wan to smile properly.




>_<




they dont smile, i smile. Heeeeeeeeeee.







i was served a pile of shit for dinner.


Dinner was really urrgghhh. I surrendered the food with only a tiny taste of it. Friends bought me other stuff to eat.

Meanwhile i was also kenna complained by one of the patients, an Indian man. He did it behind my back, he told the nurses we were making too much noise.

I tell u my ward has 5 beds, 3 of them were occupied by Indians. Easily, im the fairest and also the belle of ward 11B.



after much struggle mentally, i decided to post this
pic up but with my eyes shaded.



The 2nd night, Bee, Ting and Joanne were there with me to talk gossip and reflect on sexual life experiences until midnight.

We touched on many topics la including Qi Yu Wu marries Xie Shao Guang. *wink

The next day, a different doctor came and said might need to stay for one more day coz apparently the temperature reading records say i was running a fever but i wasn't feeling any feverish. I politely demanded to leave the hospital but kenna turned down.

So i sort of expressed my unhappiness to the nurses who took my hourly temperature, making them feel guilty that its all bcoz of them, i have to stay one more day.

They somehow gotten my hint and measured my temperature again hourly. Miraculously, after expressing my discontent, my temperature became NORMAL. WOW.

And so they allowed me to discharge later that evening. Bee was there to discharge with me along with my daddy.

A list of people to thank:

My Laopeh
Bee
Ting
Peiyung
Aina
Fats
Ben
Emmy
My Aunt
My Laobu
Da Biao Jie
Joanne & the teddy bear (Thank you so much though its not huggable)
Angie & James
Huiwen
Wendy's Tiong


Really la, the thought really counts in this case. Im so glad some of you even took time off, came down several trips and sacrificing your favourite television program.

Those whom i didnt inform coz i don wan to make it sound so exaggerating. Those whom i did informed and couldn't make it, screw you. WHAHAHAHAHA jokes la, i understand you have other more important things to attend to.

This time round i really enjoyed my hospital stay. And i gotta hit the blankets, coz 2mr is my first day of work. Pardon me for any spelling mistakes or some other unforgiving errors coz im really too lazy to check them. Take care.