cheers to luxury.

a bon viviant

Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Secret NO MORE.

I haven't been blogging coz my beloved v3x is still in the hands of those repairmen since last Christmas. Merry Christmas.

HOR I TELL U, TODAY I XIA SWAYED MYSELF AGAIN. Becos of the vacuum area and the echo at these places, i like to indulge to the sounds of my own in lifts and toilets, as that's where you can hear your falsetto and vibrato super clearly.

At my office, i couldn't take the passenger lift coz there's a pole in the middle to prevent the deliverymen with big trolleys from using them. Therefore, although im not a cargo(im a package), i have to follow those big trolleys and take the cargo lifts.

I prefer singing in cargo lifts altho they smell. Cargo lifts move alot slower than the usual passenger lifts, and they are usually vacant thus i can sing longer or even try hitting looooooooong high notes.

This morning i was randomly picking an emo song to sing, while hitting the long note in the lift, i closed my eyes - not realising the lift stopped already. Coz cargo lifts they move very slow, so when they stopped at any level, the jerk difference is very minor, u basically cant feel it.

I think i didnt manage to stop on time when the lift doors opened. haiii, sway la. Outside stood the smiling malay security uncle whom always say byebye to me whenever i passed by his guard house after knocking off.

He came in and smiled CHEEKILY at me, "u sing ah just now?"

"No.. huh?... No."

My cheeks were burning hot at that time. I was hoping for the lift to just crash and let me die la. As soon as the lift doors opened at level 3, i dashed out until i heard the lift doors closed again then i screamed and laughed at myself. HAHAHAHAHA.

Somemore i wasn't singing some hip songs at that point of time. I should have sang My Humps instead. Wa lao, i was singing Celine Dion's "ALL BY MYSELF" -_- Damn shit la. The guard must have heard me attempting my breath's limit when i was singing "All by myself, anymoreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee".

Just when you thought it was over, after screaming and laughing at myself, i realised there's a man in office-wear inside a black Nissan Sunny, parked 2 metres away, looking at me. You tell me like that, how to continue living?

HAIYA Heck care la. HAHAHAHAHAAA. No actually after that, i quickly unlocked the office, went inside to slap myself and sms the dearest.

Dont come n tell me what lesson learnt or whatever bullshit. I will never stop singing in the lifts.

Finally, Avril's 21st:




we did 50-over multishots.

at avril's 7-storey apartment.

avril- pauper in disguise. she's a freaking qian jing.


with a not-yet-sperminated Sheryl.




Aina is a camwhore.



Sheryl and good ol' FATS.



it looked as if its my birthday.



@ Ti Amo.


i dunno y i looked drunk.


yung, u looked fake.



bottoms up that cup of love potion.


yum seng.



sheryl, playing scissors paper stone?

We're both Adults now.


Recently, alot of personal questions have been repetively directed to me. Sorry ah, Im tired of answering them, dont waste my time again pls. Anyway to end this off, fresh from MSN an hr ago.

am still deciding.




Hail to adulthood! i think im addicted to having responsibilities and i kinda like that. Will blog again.

P.S Everybody is turning 21. That sucks HAHAHA.

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