WHO SAID 'STEP UP' IS NICE?!

Those who watched Step Up, pls stop being a CB Sabotager by going around telling everybody it is a good movie coz it really ISN'T. Trust me, you will be blessed with even more good karma. Lets get straight to the point,

5 Reasons Why I Think Step Up Sucked:

i) Bad Storyline (Long winded, alot of irrelevant characters and events)


ii) Little Dancing (not as much as i expected it to be)


iii) Dance routines were so-so (nothing out of this world, you wont get to see something like a naked dancer doing 5 somersault turns in the mid-air before landing on the ground fully clothed.)


iv) No sex scenes (what's the point of having good looking leads when they don't even make love on screen?)


vi) Irritating nigga accent (Yo mama, watcha doo ink hee, surp man, isit a thang for the ghetto.)


i x6) Worse, there's no subtitle (surp man, how im gon lissen yall?)


i x7) I forgot to bring my 'chou chou' pillow along (i was dozing off very uncomfortably.)

i x8) I was also having some bad popcorn that day. Not sweet enough.


*PS i know i got 8 reasons, take the last 3 as BONUS la. By the way excuse my ignorance in using the Roman numerical symbols.



It bored me so much that i had to let my lazy eyes wander away to count and stare at everyone going to the toilet(16 of them). Out of 10, i will give the movie an irrelevant mark of 3.5671. No doubt the leads can dance but go ahead and watch it at your own risk especially if you are a person going for plots.



sleepy.






Go watch with your boyfriend and make him pay for the tix if you don't trust my review. If he doesnt pay for you, then you better watch on weekdays (tickets cheaper). If he insists watching on Sundays and yet not paying for you, check whether is he an M1 Customer. Coz from now til March, the first 300 M1 customers of any Cathay outlet on Sundays will get to purchase the second ticket at a half price. WHAHAHA IM AN M1 CUSTOMER!

Oh before i end this off, i wanna tell you i was bullied by a cab driver 2 days ago. I was flagging for him and he immediately switched his 'For Hire' light to 'Hired' and drove past me eventually stopping to a red traffic light few metres away from me. Then i pretend to take my handphone to capture his car plate(old trick) and a pen to copy down his number on my palm. All pretentious acts la, im not the complain type.

To my surprise, he GOES-TAN(backwarded) and kept honking at me to hop in, think he scared la so decided to fetch me back. TOO LATE FUCKER. I ignored him and flagged at this coming cab. Now he realised the power of a handicap! Don't think i small size, easy to bully ok.

Anyway I realised im getting lazier, always procrastinating until i forgot what im supposed to blog. So i will be back tommorrow. Check back soon! =)