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Monday, September 15, 2008

Aftermath of losing my phone.

Im using a spare lao-ya motorola phone. Haven't decide which phone to get. I dont want to buy the same phone, sounds stupid.


Anyway, i seriously think there are alot of unidentified readers on my blog.


random bitching at er xin pple again.


I skipped work on Friday coz i no mood. My phone is lost. Alot of pictures have not been uploaded yet, now in the hands of someone else.


Since i didnt report to work, went to accompany my sister's aesthetic appointment at Central @ Clarke Quay.


Out of curiousity, i had a consultation with her doctor as well. Actually before the consultation, i already knew what i wanted to do(inspired by Channel U's The Perfect Cut). But then i only can afford to do minor stuffs like reducing the size of my pores and acne scars.

So i just told the doctor what i wanted, and viola! Immediately i went to do skin NEEDLING, using the derma-roller technique.

The process involves this hand-roller thing with many needles plastered on the roller.

here's how it looks like:

Then the doctor will just hand-rolled your face like a piece of meat with this killer weapon.

I swear to God, even with the numbing cream applied all over my face. Some parts of my face when the doctor rolled the derma-roller, i feel like punching the doctor's face.

It got super unbearable when the doctor rolled my forehead and my 太阳穴(direct translation: sun channel WHAHAHAHA) the area beside our eyes, slightly below the forehead. Those Boney areas with not much flesh, seriously can kill me.

I really wanted the doctor to bloody stop the whole procedure, at the same time self-reflecting why am i spending so much money on something that is so not enjoyable and torturous.

Then i thought of the $300/session. Bo bian, die die also must persevere.

The doctor tried to distract me away from the pain, it doesnt work coz its fucking painful.

Then i asked whether any celebrities came to him before. He said it was confidential, but then seeing that im so in pain and i desperately needed something to really distract me. He then only decided to name a couple of regular C-list celebrities.

He said Rui En came regularly to re-structure her jawline and face. Newsbroadcaster Zhang Hai Jie also came. Royston Tan(881 and 12 Lotus director) and his co-stars Lau Ling Ling and Mindy Ong and also Big Boobed FHM Auntie Actress Margaret Lee, all went to consult him.

'Any nasty celebrities?', i asked. He said all of them are quite nice, only that they do not like to wait. And he said he was surprised that Zhang Hai Jie is actually very nice.

After the forehead, the doctor started to roll my cheeks, the moustache area between my nose and upper lip, then the nose bridge. These areas are not as painful as the forehead area.

Every 30 seconds of rolling, the doctor will dab some human placenta cream on the rolled area.

For more serious areas, he would roll a couple more times and my urge to punch him also grew a couple of times. The whole rolling process took about 20mins, before that you have to apply the fucking useless numbing cream for about 40mins beforehand to take effect.

Besides pore reduction and scars removal, skin needling also helps to reduce cellulite, stretch marks and wrinkles.

The aftermath of skin needling, exactly looked like i kenna sunburnt. Super dry skin, peeling of skin.

I dunno whether is this working for my face anot. Right now my face just started to peel, and its only my first session afterall. Still i have booked my next appointment, and im gonna receive a complimentary blackhead reduction laser coz the doctor see me so poor thing on wheelchair and he buay tahan my blackheads WHAHAHAHAHA.

Once my face becomes smoother, i will go join star search. Mi Lu Bing can kiss my ass.

*Im kidding.

Will blog again. Im super broke these days. Anybody want to blanjah me makan pls give me a call. Take care!

I can foresee myself doing liposuction, brow-lift, jawline restructuring, ribcage-sawing within these few years.

1 Comments:

At 2:01 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

When u gonna blog again....update new stuff la..

 

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