Its All So Quiet... shhh shhh.

Why do u even bother to publish such a multi-loopholed and Great Wall like comment to tell me how u feel when i hmmm.. dun even care?

Why can't you rack ur brains harder for better suggestions instead of askin me to tahan or stop watching tv when seriously it doesn't make sense and seriously those suggestions had been thought for even by a 3 year old?

Anyway i've decided to stop NONONO.... dun even think i will stop disliking Wei Lian. He is a celebrity just like any others for me to hate or adore. I've decided to stop talking about stupid people coz after all my blog is dedicated to myself and my machis. Don't pollute my mind that the phrase 'My Friends said' is descriptive, coz it seriously doesn't mean anything.

If you cant stand my ultimate bitching skills then jollywell don't read my blog, y get so uptight man? Sense of humour, enuff said? I know la, u must be those with sado-masochistic behaviour or u find my blog too interesting to resist to read hiak hiak hiak. They say Birds of the Same Feather Flocked Together, y flocked to my shrine and make a fool out of yourself when obviously we are not of the same breed, im a peacock, and u erm... an ostrich?

I do welcome comments still but pls be CONSTRUCTIVE and not erm.... dumb? And haha i blame Wei Lian for my own misfortune? WHAHAHA. In a condescending tone, i bet im more fortunate than you.

Lets move on, KBox Plaza doesnt offer lunch la. Kitchen isn't ready. My throat is abit sore due to excessive melodious RnB screams. Anyway i realised all the people who hang out with me, all slimmed down with the exception of Ting.





Celia(not pictured above) was panting like a bitch(i meant a female dog) all the way when ironically she is a feline.

"Ah Boon, I no strength already".

I feel bad, really. Instantly, i thought of Karen Carpenter, aneroxia and my leftover slimming pills. But wait til my dim sum buffet appointment is over first la.

5 birthdays in a row starting from 28th Oct. Im gonna seclude myself in some Fishing Kelong in the middle of the sea. Don't come and find me unless your birthday is over.

***A Big shoutout to Wendy Soh, thanks for placing me on your 'top few' list everytime, bring me some Japanese Pocky can? And Lu, what happened to your damn phone? Last but not least, I love love love love love Goh Meng Xiang so much that i would give up being aneroxic just for you, i mean it. The above true blue machi behaviours, so sweet.

Gotta eat my Tom Yum DragonBalls(Xiao Long Yuan), its fishballs with minced pork inside the balls and then when you bite, the juice will spurt out. Don't talk to me about dieting now. Will blog soon, take care.