Been So Long Since...

To begin with, i was being treated to a sumptuous meal by somebody NONE OF U will believe so if i tell you his name, its like if i said Michael Jackson visited my house yesterday and he thought im the best candidate to spread the art of Moonwalk coz im so damn slim.

Nevertheless, today's entry will be a long one. To top up with that, many wonderful pictures of MYSELF. WHAHAHAHAHA. Yes its that catchphrase again 'FUCK ME'. But i gotta admit its been so long since i've taken some arty-farty pictures unless u consider my eyebrow pictures are pieces of art like Andy Warhol's? Er..No? Don't you dare say its a piece of rotten eggtart.

Without further ado, feast your eyes on some tantalizing pictures, yup im referring to those with my face:




recognise the stick-like figure?







ben, the shu nu.








I swore with my body mass to be like Lydia Sum if those were not candids. I was caught on the phone with ting and Ben just had to disturb me. Initially i was damn irritated la but then after seeing how appealing i am in those shots, i forgave him. HAHAHAHAHA. Im gonna name these pictures "To Communicate is To Art". WOW how unimpressive-more can i get.

Ok so here's the deal, anyone out there who can come out with an arty title for my pictures, gets a second hand 20 cc wheelchair with my autograph on the handles. How's that, a great Xmas gift just in time for your grandparents? K enough of bullshitt, let's carry on.




ok this wasn't candid. i dont wanna be Lydia Sum.








i think Candy sis resembles alittle like Cookie monster.
Wide mouth and big eyes. Dont murder me Candy.




then i spotted something for tiny dearest angie.




Oh and something for the ex-boyfriend Issac.




by now, u should know im very musically-inclined.




In search of 2 more members to contest for next year's Superband.
We shall be named Ovaltine.




The solution for hairloss, Ting this is just nice for you.
No i dont mean the hat.'This' refers to Ben.



When i was much younger at ages before 10, i used to bug my mum to buy me some Batman figurines, toy cars, those Little Tikes trucks or Lego. Im a very practical person, i like to play with my hands, that was why i seldom bug for electronic games. My mum did give in and buy those toys for me except for figurines, she hates Batman and preferred Catwoman those stuffs.

Back then, i never understood why couldn't i have some Batman or Captain Planet(yes, i know that's vintage) figurines. Each toy trip we made, i always ended up with more Lego or some other toys mentioned earlier on.

Then it got worse after i turned 10 yrs old. She wouldn't even buy me my favourite Lego nor cars anymore, each toy trip i made, i ended up with Scrabble, Rummikub, Mastermind, Pictionary and many more Brain Teaser board games.

I hated board games back then, coz i was never good with words and i thought the instructions were always wordy to understand plus im also abit lazy to read them. Moreover, there wasn't anybody to play with me. Board games, one person how to play?

At times i would force my sister who is 3 years younger to play those brain teasers with me. Usually she will end up saying "kor, i don't want to play already" after merely 15mins of game time and proceeded to her roleplaying - her teacher-teacher game in which she portrayed a teacher and her own student.

Then i'll get fed up playing alone, and decided to join my sister and her soft toys to play teacher-teacher in which i'll be the relief teacher.

My sister was also interested in bags and Polly Pockets. She had a wide range of cartoon backpacks from Keroppi and Kitty to Sesame Street. She also went through the same predicament as me. She wasn't allow to bug my parents for Barbie Dolls or whatsoever figurines.
Ok enough of pre-historic family affairs.

Before i end for the day, i just had to blog this out:




This wasabi flavoured ice cream is one of the most horrible food i have ever tasted. Do not be fooled by its healthy, vibrant, rich coconut green colour. Pls don't kay kiang(be a smart aleck) and try this awful tasting shit. You won't be able to finish it, i tell u. Its not about the spicyness, its just weird tasting la. Unless you wanna know the true meaning to Curiousity Kills The Cat, then go ahead and purchase your first ever and no doubt gonna be your last wasabi ice cream now.

Shall end here, its 7plus am and i gotta wake up at 12 later on. Madness. Check back soon. By the way i would like to express some thanks to those who keep my tagboard alive, although its not so alive comparing to the true meaning of that word, still thank U and U. Take care.