Night of Sparks

Cbox just fucked me. I couldnt log into my account. They claim the username and password not found. Worse when i tried to recover my password, they said the email was invalid. I know u people are gonna say mebbe u on your capslock key or blabla when u type your password. ALL NO! Cbox is just fucked up.

How can i have such serious amnesia overnight when i still can log in yesterday. Oh i got it! Must be those silly sparks at Marina eroded my brain away. Im feeling like thousands of black ants crawling inside my brain now. I hate to be bounced out from logging in without knowing what is the problem. Its just like i had diarrhoea, not knowing what did i eat the previous day especially when i purposely avoid spicy n dairy products. Never mind you wont understand.

Anyway this blog is gonna be on hiatus. WHAHAHAHAHAHA. after like 20 entries? Seriously, Im just saying it in a pique coz of the fucking CBox. Everybody knows Im a passionate blogging whore now, so just pretend to be "Wei Lianized"(blind) towards my above statement.



Yandao. Singapore's icon. Who still cares bout the aneroxic merlion.



And Yes, i met Ah Bee(Wendy) yesterday, still as pinchable as ever. At Somerset, a huge crowd of commuters boarded into the cabin. Among them was a Madam, to me she looks like some HOD of some secondary school but its those underrated Crafts&Technology, not English or Maths.

Frustrated Madam fussed: "This shouldnt be here." -Her 'this' refers to me and my wheelie, she found me blocking the train isle, in other words: Tin Tay(Obstructing in Hokkien).

Bee and i were shocked, coz im the wheelchair prince bitch and nobody talks to me like that before. K im kiddin. But anyway i was shocked, we refused to move in coz we r alighting at the next stop already. With such a crowd IF I MOVE IN, I CAN ABANDON THE THOUGHT OF ALIGHTING at Dhoby Gaut, and continue to Jurong East.

Anyway i kept quiet coz im 100% sure Bee is gonna say something back to the madam. Among all my friends, Bee is the most daring as well as straightforward, in other words: she is a fucking bitch. HAHAHAHA Bee i still love u very much k.

So expectedly, Bee replied:"Then where should this be?!" - and proceeded to her usual audible incessant grumbles. Later i sensed the woman was abit guilty and intimidated. She asked out of guilt-ish concern whether are we alighting at the next stop and tried to make way for us. Then while tryin to alight at Dhoby Gaut was like a task. I dunno what is wrong with the minds of Singaporeans...

ALL SQUEEZED at the door there, die die must go in first, as if some seats in the train had mystery keys attached underneath so that the lucky commuter who has a key underneath his seat gets to drive the 6-cabin, 4million CC train home is it? YOU TELL ME! YOU GOT THE MRT LICENSE HAR? YOUR HOUSE CARPARK CAN PARK HAR?

All refusing to let people from the cabin alight, they are so afraid that the train just closes its door n they will have to wait for the next train which is like 48hrs later is it??? YOU TELL ME! Especially those Mini-toon kias, damn i hate them. Not only they have a fetish for fonts yKiE tsH but they also refused to let people alight on MRT.

Bee and i forced our way out, and accidentally rolled over some legs including those of mini-toon kias'. I heard speeches like this while being wheeled out heck-carely by bee:

"Ouch Wo De Jiao!" (Ouch my feet)

"Xiao Xin Xiao Xin, Xiao Xin Ni De Jiao."(Careful, careful, Be very wary of your feet.)

"OUCH!" "AH, ouch!"

Too bad, we didnt mean it. Our intention is to get out of the cabin as quickly as we could and you think we are gonna care for your pair of stinky n kiasu feet?


Vain Bee and i.




Smrt Terrors: We roll your legs like a sushi.


We were being commanded by Sergeant Lu to fall in at the entrance of the Istana and then be picked up to see the fireworks. All roads in town are jammed. Lu was jammed for 20mins. I wanted to poo badly while waiting and Bee suggested that i go into the Istana and borrow the President's toilet. I then dont want to be rifled at so i use my ass muscles and 'soot'(contract) my bowels in.


Im tryin to shift my attention away from wanting to poo by
capturing random pictures like this one.





We decided to catch the fireworks at Marina Square. Yes its crowded again. Every spot and corner is filled with human beings. Sweaty, smelly, dirty, black or white. We squeezed in with the people outside Jack's Place.





While waiting..


At 9.10pm, we saw the first firework of the night.



and then......



many more but later i realised doing a video is better than taking pictures. So i recorded a video. Anyway i know u people prefer my angelic face than these sparkles, so i'll skipped the pictures.

*PS. A big thank u to 2 pairs(that makes 4 singaporeans) of goodlooking couples who kindly offered their spots for me in order to have a better view. Kind couples are always goodlooking. Dumb couples are always fucking ugly. Anyway God bless them. Im sure they don't squeeze at the MRT Train doors.

The whole fireworks thing lasted for 10mins.


I smiled so fakely over at jack's place.


Then our performing cells start to play tricks on each and everyone of us, no better place other than ktv after eating.


Yes it's Bad Boy again.



Can you feel the vibe?



Bee: "Sian la, he even sang my parts lor. Bastard."

Sorry Bee but that is my favourite song, can't help it.







Lao Peng You. We've seen each other's transformations.



At the ladies, Cuppage no handicap toilet la. Even if have,
Xiaxue has booked all of them already.

On our way home:

the innocence in me.

Final Destination 8: Bon Voyage. (M18)

Earlier on i was catching the repeat telecast of Superband and i told my dad to come n watch my 3rd uncle's 'Kaixin speech'.

Old man: "Ah la... wa lao. Lau Kuay man(embarrassing). Wo hen kai xin. I give him 1 million bucks see which one is happier. Bay ah(my sis) Wa lau 3rd uncle... Wo hen kai xin. HAHAHA."

Excuse my dad, like father like son. Later on at night,

Old man: "Do u think im slimmer?"(Obviously hallucinating)

Me: "Huh? Got meh?"

Old man: "Eh got difference ok, i one day only eat 2 meals of coz will slim."(self deluded)

Me: "I also eat 2 meals wad."

Old man: "U never exercise(he didnt know im a part-time underground ktv dancer) and your every meal's portion is huge."(wtf, anyhow say)

Old man: "Wah.. Wo hen kai xin. ha ha ha. Im slimmer by 2 kg leh, wo hen kai xin ah! ha ha ha."(continues imitating)

What a bitch.

Shall end here, and i still cannot log into my CBox account. Must be some hackers nothing better to do than changing my password. Ur whole family will soon rely on wheelchair, i tell u. Anyway take care peeps =) .