*Updates on the DOMS Contest

As promised, applicants for the Dig On Me Singapore Contest. Thank all my lovelies for participating. Before u start viewing those material, BE WARNED:

This entry contains images of people engaging in extreme gross and lewd acts, including some death defying stunts. Please leave now if you are offended by such material, or if you are under the age of 18, or if you live in a super religious community whereby viewing such material and following such behaviour is illegal.

First up Estelle (Wendy's & Candy's baby sister):



"Ooo itchy, shiok, happy birthday Singapore"


Then comes Lu:


"Lim Pei wishes Singapore a happy 41st #%@$@^%."


Next on the list: Candy


If u ever win Superstar, this will be ur album cover.
Titled: Candy Can-Dig
First Single: 'Bie Wa Zou Wo De Xin' (Dont Dig My Heart Away)



Candy Can-Dig.



My favourite:


Very cute hor? Think u can get away with this?



Now look at this, that's my girl. She really listens to me.


Not forgetting the QUEEN (2006 version):


still fugly after 3 years. she looked like some
ugly person here, i cant remember.


*More updates soon, continue to stay tune.


Meanwhile was having random chats with ting and my tiny dot. They msged me at the same time the minute i signed in, what a chemistry between these two best friends. We'll start off with ting, she is having a dinner date now with her ex-colleague.


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Victor is ting's present obnoxious colleague. A 30plus uncle who got the hots for her. He was just beside her when i typed his name into the chatbox. HAHAHA.



I love to irritate her, spouting sarcasms on her make me feel shiokaholic. HAHA



Obviously im trying to be irrelevant by talking East when she's telling me West. Have fun woman, dont say my mouth stinks but i really wanna wish ur date a good luck.

Then she came back at around 11 and lets hear what has she gotta say:

Lanhong is the opposite sex of Jihong(noun. PussyCraver in hokkien). oops.

Attention all JB,PENANG,KL,SARAWAK,BATU PAHAT Chefs; Handphone Dealers; Vulgar Linguists and IT-savvy uncles, my dear Ting needs some of your tender loving care. Tag me for her details. She is very chio(especially if u have a profound interest for korean dramas and Seoul Garden), she has the eyes of some of the most beautiful korean women(Rain? oh i mean like Choi Ji Woo), confirm no regret. *wink. Too bad i dont eat kim-chi.

Im her successor. Da Chang Ai (Major Stomach Cancer)

Interested applicants, remember to email me while the STOCK still last.

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Just when i thought there's enough nonsense for the day. My dearest tiny dot surprised me even further; sometimes i think all these disgusting people purposely 'wow' me on MSN is it because they know im gonna publish their silly conversations, that is why they purposely tell me some 'out of this world' things to lure me into capturing our conversation then BAM! They got more MSN requests right huh? Well u people succeeded. HAHAHAHA ok i think too much.

Anyway here's an example:



Ok, so she's the 857645742nd person i know that is gonna participate in some funny pageant. At this moment, i actually thought winning the crown for Miss Chinatown is even more recognised.




Hey pageants, u hear me? WHAHAHA.



Anyone seen a Pageant Beauty standing at only 145cm? Im lookin forward to your Q&A segment, coz u know i think most probably -gone case- la.

Ok enough crap. Am gonna be an early kukubird tonight, am meeting a long-time-never-see-bitch. Shall end my 20th entry here, applaud 20times pls. Boy not only u but for me as well, never in my life i felt a sense of dedication exclude mahjong and singing. I would like to thank those who visit daily to read shit. I mean u're actually quite sick to be addicted.

Still i wanna thank these few people who contributed to my meagre daily hits and all the encouragement. =) Night!