Dig On Me Singapore Contest

Its half an Hour more. First and foremost let me wish my motherland a happy 41st birthday. Am not gonna probe bout what u wished for coz i know they would be unpleasant. My wish for you is to hope you'll get over with menopause quick and stop having funny ideas like:


- Cab fares increase more to eat money from people like ME.

- Increase Mrt fares this Christmas.

- Recruit more 'Fatimahs' to hide behind the bushes in the middle of the night and issue more summon. Im tired of writing appeal letter for Lulu.



Anyway i'll be having a potluck picnic in celebrating of this year's independence day, planning and packing now. Will blog about that tommorrow night. By the way do u guys still remember this infamous pic:




the ever so delicious pioneer digger.


VS




'HAPPY BIRTHDAY SINGAPORE' im feeling ecstactic while digging.

VS




My bitch and lu-boo love Singapore too.



So here's how it goes: Whether u love or hate the dig nose babe.
To all readers, pls go and take a dig nose pic to show ur patriotism as well as gratitude towards Singapore on this special month. Send it to me at with the subject as 'Dig On Me Singapore', whether is it a candid shot of dirty uncles digging on the stone chairs or a shot on purpose of yourself. Stop laughing at my hotmail address you idiots, and hurry take a dig nose picture now!

Here's your reward for ur participation, IM SERIOUS you hear me? There are actually rewards for you sporting people: my limited self-nude pictures or 3 friendster testimonials from me. I will only post your pictures if u state so. So hurry especially to those who have been fantasizing me being in the buff. WHAHAHAHAHA.

Closing date: When Singapore Celebrates its 100th Birthday!
There are NO terms and conditions apply. i mean wtf, dig nose also need conditions meh, just dig it while its hot dangling there and causing irritations.

Com'on people, im sure u are sporting enuff. Stop hiding behind your PC screen and start showing the world how u DIG IT!

Singapore Loves Dig Nose People. Ciao.