Only on This Day

On this very day, you see all kinds of occupation/people being let loose on the streets:



"Ta Ma De, im being forced lor." crosses arms: "hrmmpf."




Everybody comes to Bollywood.



"ahla we came to see Nathan la!" Our president's fellow mates.


And only on this very day when people can anyhow fly people aeroplanes, people run towards the sounds of explosion:



deafening, can somebody improvise the planes such that
cute farting sounds like mine, are being replaced when they fly.




legal fire crackers.


I started this day by waking up at 3.30pm, baked 36 nuggets and presented 28 pieces to my fellow picnickers.

Lu picked me up at 6 with this red fiat she exchanged with and i gotta rockclimbed onto the seat, NOT EASY OK! it was a 15min process which includes alot of armpit carrying, ass pushing and cheering action.


I've lost 10 pounds after boarding the vehicle.


Roads near the stadium were all jammed and grass patches were filled with people. It was only at this time i thought to myself, how racial harmonious we are. We got picnicking banglas, malays, chinese mainlanders soliciting and negotiating the charges for one night sitting together and not forgetting Us. How lovely my country is.

It was indeed a hard time finding a spot to settle down, we didnt:

- want to be associated with the banglas, we are here for the fireworks afterall.

- want to after seeing fireworks, wait happy happy then come back, van being towed. Therefore an ideal illegal parking space is important whereby even if Fatimah come n catch, we're not alone. In terms of bad crisis, one for all and all for one. Typical Singaporeans.

So it was until 7.20pm when we finally spread the mat and settle down.



we looked one of a kind.






Err.. lookin at the 2nd picture, I thought it looks like one of the scenarios which took place few years back during the 5566 autograph session at fullerton bridge, no? DONT GET ME WRONG! I was NEVER a fan and i didn't went to that event only went to F4's autograph session before.




The fireworks sure know how to fart at the right time. Everytime im eating, then fireworks, then everybody roars n run nearer to catch a clearer glimpse of it.


when im eatin bee hoon.



When im eating chicken wing.



In the midst of my fourth second round of bee hoon.



Meteor Garden Part III, Dao MingSi was paralysed
after fighting with the head monster.


There are many more beautiful pictures of the fireworks but i reckon u people prefer looking at my face than those silly sparks. To satisfy your hunger for me,


Second body to be found in Kallang River after Liu Hong Mei.



Estelle and i. She has a fetish for faeces.


We dispersed with the existing crowd at almost 9. And then off to bee's(Wendy) place for mahjong. That bitch wasnt at home.


Beloved silly lu.



Only piggy is ready for the camera.


Pretty much sums up my national day and im gonna watch the repeat telecast this week. I wanna see Nathan lip-synching like Ashlee Simpson singing the National Anthem. I also wanna see the kinky facial expressions of our Minister Mentors trying to figure out what to do with the stuffs in the goodie bag.

On our way home that night, i forced ting into doing this:




It was supposed to be an artistic shot but it turns out to be like a 'Mr Bean' shot. I dunno u guys but i was a fan of that retard show during my most important stages of life (that explains my behaviour), and each time before an episode starts, there will be a light and then Mr Bean falls down. Got the picture?

Anyway here's a better one:


Not so Mr Bean now?


I wanted to take somemore cos of the lack of light and kiasi ting was afraid that some incoming trailer will run her over. Pls lor, U're like a fatal thick bumpy hump on the road, cars will fly to outer space should they really bang u.


Singapore's very own Abigail Chay Mr Bean and i.



I was tired after so many late nights and
3 rounds of rockclimbing onto the fiat.


I gotta sleep now. Stay tune for the 'Dig On Me Singapore' column coming very very soon. =)